Monday, January 2, 2012

Top 10 Surprises in your First Trimester...

Now that I am moving into my Second Trimester, I am able to laugh at the events of the last few months, and talk about it. Here's my best summation of the first trimester's biggest surprises...

10. Eating for two is not actually eating for 2. It’s more like eating for 1.1. It’s actually depressing. I feel totally cheated, it takes all the fun out of being hungry ALL THE TIME.

9. Even though you are constantly hungry, there is suddenly a long list of things you can't eat, and medicines you can't take. I'm not so chapped about alcohol or nyquil, but sushi, cold deli sandwiches, and ibuprofen I'm having a little bit of a hard time living without.

8. Smells, even ones I liked, have become my arch nemesis. It’s still unclear who might win. Stinky trash and burned broccoli go without saying, but when your body splash starts to make you gag, its time to reconsider.

7. I’ve had to embrace the crying all the time. In the car, at the radio, when someone at work is upset, or in bed at night, for no good reason except that I miss my Grandma who has been gone for over 4 years. Yep, for no reason at all.

6. Going to bed at 8:30 or 9:00 pm is totally normal, even welcome, albeit pretty pathetic.

5. I have never considered myself a whiner, but I now claim the title with pride. Because when you’re preggo, you’re preggo, and what else can you do?

4. Having never had a bust line to speak of, I think boobs are overrated. Especially when they hurt all the time. Ken would undoubtedly disagree.

3. Coming from an emotional and ornery person by nature, pregnancy has brought things to a whole new level. Its like Andrea-zilla has been unleashed. Poor Ken, good thing he is about the most patient man alive.

2. I thought I knew what nausea was. I WAS WRONG! And, while I don’t vomit, I can honestly say that nausea is the worst pregnancy symptom ever created. I think we women should put together a petition, oh wait, that wouldn’t work either.

1. Without ever having laid eyes on, held or even felt my baby move, I am so very excited to be a mom. No one can explain that to you, ever. No one can tell you how invested you are from the moment you find out that you are growing a human. No one can help you understand how precious it is, how suddenly nothing else is as important as this, and how the thought of losing the pregnancy is as heart rending as losing your family that you have loved all your life. And though the first trimester is a living nightmare, you are convinced that it is totally worth it, without any proof. It’s basically the most amazing miracle I have ever experienced. I can’t believe that Heavenly Father has entrusted this little soul into Ken and I’s care. We are so grateful. And so excited.

And 2012 will bring with it...


That's right, folks. A baby.
Coming July 2012.